{"id":2776,"date":"2023-05-28T01:29:37","date_gmt":"2023-05-28T01:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/camcab.co.uk\/redesign\/sunday-variety-5\/"},"modified":"2023-05-28T01:29:37","modified_gmt":"2023-05-28T01:29:37","slug":"sunday-variety-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/camcab.co.uk\/redesign\/sunday-variety-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Variety"},"content":{"rendered":"
Too Big For Little Jackie<\/span><\/p>\n But the seats were far too high for her to ascend<\/p>\n Jackie was finally helped up by Alan, a\u00a0 much larger person.<\/p>\n Our astute readers may have spotted that the “girl” in question is not aged eight but has just received her very first state pension payment and is married to our Senior Isle of Wight correspondent, one of the many Alans.<\/p><\/div>\n It’s all very well imagining a viewing gallery on the tower of Peterville Castle, but towers on castle ruins are, as they say, ruinous! There are the jagged remains of the castellated battlements and, further, look through the “glass” beyond the yellow shirted visitor and there is an even bigger gash. So out cmes the Milliput! And on goes the Milliput!<\/p><\/div>\n Then a few stabs with a screwdriver blade …\u00a0<\/p>\n You can’t\u00a0can hardly see the join; but at nearly five feet from the observer, it won’t matter much. The windows need a touch\u00a0 of Windolene and the paint needs a touch of up, but all is complete.<\/p><\/div>\n Dynamic Derbyshire Development<\/span><\/p><\/div>\n Hmmm? Now where has fbb seen that name before?<\/p>\n … but you can get the idea.<\/p>\n The service is running hourly at weekends and hourly seven days a week in the school holidays …<\/p><\/div>\n … with connections from Bakewell and Chatsworth and from Chesterfield. Sadly no such opportunity is on offer from Sheffield but folk can catch the 272 and hop on the Breezer at various points..<\/p><\/div>\n … when “anything goes”, the uglier the better.<\/p><\/div>\n It is a route branded London Tramsport bus for the X26, which as we all know …<\/p>\n … runs between Croydon and Heathrow.<\/p><\/div>\n And might we be allowed a map and a timetable for the X26<\/span>?<\/p>\n fbb’s Freight Funicular<\/span><\/p><\/div>\n … and, at least gets the stuff half way.<\/p>\n It’s in Norfolk!<\/p><\/div>\n fbb did say he had visited …<\/p><\/div>\n … sixty years ago whilst a student at Sheffield Uni. And he doesn’t look a day older!<\/p><\/div>\n \u00a3108 or \u00a3105<\/span>!! Really? A whole new meaning of the word “Bargain”!!!<\/p><\/div>\n … \u00a367<\/span>; too much for fbb’s budget.<\/p>\n Would You REALLY Want To Do This?<\/span><\/p>\n Is the electric bus “craze” so convincing that operators will be prepared to spend loadsa money on ripping out diesel engines and installing batteries and electric motors?<\/p><\/div>\n fbb is not so sure!<\/p>\n Tomorrow, we take a trip to Hengistbury Head.<\/p><\/div>\n